It was me once again who posted last, I've waited for over a month for someone else to fill the void. I check weekly only to see my last posting and a pixilated (spelling?) Jarod Bice on a blue and purple background.
I'm here to inform you that i am a master of minesweeper. I play this often while watching That 70s Show. My best time is 156 on expert, so beat that!
I am also not a man of many wor

3/3/09

I arrive at this blog site to expect the usual, a Chuck Norris banner with the most recent blog post being 2 weeks ago. To my surprise I find a strange photo with bizarre blue and purple backgrounds. To think that I was going to chew those other writers out and expect not even them to read this (which may still come true).
Today and the past week have been life changing in a way. Let it be known that at my 6 o'clock college class, the teacher has come closer than anyone else to "hit" on me. Also let it be known that she is quite elderly and was just saying she liked my name and its uniqueness, but still, closest anyone's ever got.
Over this past week i've come to admire the band Weezer. I'm listening to every song on all 6 albums until memorization occurs. It makes me wish had some sort of singing/band talent so that everyone would know me/be famous.
To wrap it up, my dad was messing with the lights in the other room, i think to replace a dead one, and he some how managed to kill the power to my room. My clock now says 4:55 AM when it is 10:37 P.M. So i guess that's my rant, me being lazy and not changing my clock.

It be a blog post!

Last night may have been the single biggest party of my life. I went to Jordan's at about seven o clock on his request. When I walked in, him and his mom were watching Pirates Of The Carribean: At World's End. Jack Sparrow has a line in this movie where he says "close your eyes and pretend its all a bad dream, thats how I get by". I develloped a theory right then and there that this quote was the only way to endure the movie. I think the producers intentionally put that line there to break the fourth wall and reward especially attentative viewers.
After we watched that movie, I told Jordan I had some Guarana (Brazilian soda) at my house, so we went and retrieved that. We then drove to farmer's market and bought pure cranberry juice and dixie cups to do shots with. We went back to my house, and my dad, Jenny, her husband McKenzie, Jordan and I all did shots around the kitchen table. They all wussed out when there was still a third of the bottle left, so I chugged from the bottle. This made me sick. We finished this, then had a belching contest, in which even my sister outburped me.
After this, we went out to Jared's car to take Jordan home. As Jordan was entering the vehicle, he flatulated in a manner that was most offensive to my nose and stomach. I have gagged a great many times at his odiferous methane emissions, but having done the shots of cranberry juice, I gagged and threw up all over myself while sitting in the drivers seat. No joke.
I cleaned myself up, then we drove over to Jordan's, and then tried to tame his cat. There is a video account of this on facebook. I sneezed in Jordan's face, causing him to go wash it in the sink. We then spent a half an hour looking for the batteries to a spotlight so we could go spotlight the rabbits living in his back yard. We did this and wound up only finding his cat to spotlight, which is disappointing to say the least. We then broke open his kitchen lighter to get the sparking mechanism out of it, and I watched Jordan find new and unique ways to shock himself until midnight. Then I went home and wished I hadn't witnessed any of that.

This is my concluding sentence to this blog post.

Torture

Yes, torture. Every day for last few days in English. Why do these "teachers" force us to write 5 page essays. I mean, it's hard to think of things to write for 3 pages. Maybe i just have very little knowledge on writing. Is there some secret code i can type on my computer to auto-type essays? maybe everyone else just writes 2.5 pages and copies and pastes to make 5 and the teacher let's it slide? I guess until i figure it out, i will have to continue to stare at my computer for a half hour before thinking of what to write.

No internet, no post

I really did want to write a post and please my fan base, but a lack of Internet definitely puts a damper on that. In this blog post I would like to discuss smells with you. I was on a date recently, and I thought to myself "self, this girl smells very good". This caused me to ponder. I've hung out with girls that could be considered very attractive, but they just smelled funny to me. This is a peculiar phenomenon. How much does smell tie in to how attractive a girl is to you? Does the brain climatize you to the smell of a girl if you REALLY like her but she smells funny at first? Are we more prone to look past obnoxious idiosyncrasies if the girl smells really good? Are the smells predominately controlled by pheromones, or does that girl just plain smell good?

The world may never know.

Victory!

Well, here it is, the great news. I will tell it in a sort of excited story mode. Saturday night, some
friends and I were watching a movie. One of these friends has the name of Andy Thompson. Well the movie ends around midnight and everyone leaves. I leave with a friend to get my car because i had left it at his house. Upon return home, somewhat disappointed because things NEVER go according the way one would want them to, I go to my room and flip on facebook so i can do nothing except accept friends (almost have 1000 or something, don't care). Being midnight, I am tired, and to lazy to turn off my computer so i just leave it on. Well as i mentioned before, Andy Thompson is a friend, and whilst I sleep Andy sends me a message saying, "Beau, i have some good news for you." Now read this next part carefully "Jarod had to shave his beard to go on missionary splits." !!!!!!!!!!!!!! YES!!!!!!!!!!!! Beau the Magnicent has won the great beard challenge. None can stand before his might! Jarod was foolish to even try to beat me and my greatest strength.

So i have won, at least i hope i have. I still haven't talked to jarod to confirm this so i may be making a fool of my self, but unless andy just felt like lieing to me, which i don't think he would, I am the victor!!!!

Hadie Sawkins

Yep, you heard it here first, i guess this just applies to me and Jarod, and anyone who goes to our school who stumbles upon these words. As I had a nice sit during 4th hour, our class president, McKenzie Drawe filled me in on the next dance. So technically you get this information a day early if you read this message tonight, because it will most likely be announced in announcements tomorrow. But nonethelesss, you heard it here first.
On to more important matters. Jarod thinks he is beating me in the "beard off", but he is sadly mistaken. For this competition, how long will the growing take place, and when, where, and who will the judging take place? P.S. i'm winning
I am going to rant eventually, i tried this time, but i need more time to think of something to rant about.